My College Admission

Aaj tha mera counselling,
Raat ko nahi aaya Neend,
Soch soch kar i was having tention,
kaha hoga mera admission,
finally ho gaya Subha,
aur main apne khyalo me duba.
Pahuch gaya Salt Lake Stadium at two,
Phir socha main itna jaldhi aaya kyu,
4 baje mera number aaya,
Ghuste hi bank slip thamaya,
Fill up kiya apna DD ka detail,
Sumbit kiya slip without fail,
phir kiya apna documents verified,
i was so terrified,
pata nahi kaun sa milega college,
it was totally out of my knowledge,
mera number to aana tha,
mere ko andar jana tha,
finally aaya mera roll number,
it was just like thunder,
Andar gaya main aur ussne pucha mera choice,
Neighbourhood Campus Of Punjabi University Patiala, maine kaha without any futher noise,
usne kaha available hai seat,
maine kaha kardo lock par click,
kar diya maine seat ko book,
now i was having a happy look,
mera itna din ka tention hua khatam,
now i am relaxed kyuki ho gaya mera admission.!! 

25 May 2011 Mera Result

25 May ka treasure,
Dil aur Dimag mein tha preassure,
Mausam tha Suhana,
Par kya Kare ye Deewana,
BCA ka result tha Dekhna,
Phir Dosto ko reply tha bhejna,
Pata tha mera koi chance nahi,
Par dil mein umeed thi kahi,
Haat mein le kar apna life,
Maine khola Punjabi University ka website,
Kiya apna roll number enter,
It was just like thunder,
Dekh kar apna result main chillaya,
Mere haat kuch nahi aaya,
I know mera kuch nahi hoega,
Bas ghar ja kar apun toh soyega.!!!

25 June 2011 My Birthday

Saal ka mere liye sabse important din,
Sare dosto ne tora mera dil aaj ke hi din,
Khush tha main kyuki aaj tha kuch khash,
Khush ho kar bhi dil tha udash,
Yaad rahega mujhe 2009 ka birthday,
All I want to say I was all alone that day,
Sab bhul gaye aaj hai kuch khas,
Kisi ne Birthday wish nahi kiya dur ho ya paas,
Mere dosto ne kiya mujhe ring,
I thought they wanted to sing,
I pick up the phone to here the birthday song,
But guess what I was wrong,
Mere dost ko mera yaad aata hai tab - jab ho koi kaam,
Nahi to unko yaad bhi nahi mera naam,
Koi computer problem puchta hai koi puchta hai parai,
Par koi ye nahi puchta kaisa hai tum bhai,
Aaj kal sab aapne life mein busy hai,
Dosto ke liye kisi ke paas time nahi hai,
Ek hum he pagal hai jo sabka birthday rakhta hai remember,
20th jan, 9th july , 25 october ya ho 2nd December,
Kise ne nahi rakha mera janamdin yaad,
Ab tum he batao dost kahu ya kahu dhokebaaz!!!!!!

Woh School K Din

1. On being Late:

"Kab shuru hua?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu.... . bolna ..... kal kya padaya tha sir ne"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"

"Ek page de na...... abe pen bhi to de...."

"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai....."

2. During the lecture:

"Yesss !!!! Sir.....The answer is....huuuummmmm. ...aaaaaaaa....."

"No sir....I know the answer ....sir.. .."

"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko chod.... dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj....."

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha....gadha..."

"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain "

"Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!"

"class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye.... ."

3. Lab

"Expt. 2 Kiya kya??"

"Isme Karna kya hai??

"Yeh bhai... mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata..... "

"Are tu to bura maan gaya...!!!

Jane Kyun Log Flirt Karte Hain

jaane kyon log flirt karte hain
jaane kyon woh affairs chalate hain
jaane kyon….jaane kyon…
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affairs bin jeene main rakha kya hai
affair jiska nahi woh tanha hai
affair 100 rang lekar ata hai
affair hi zindagi sajaata hai

log chup-chupkar affair chalate hain
aur sabke samne frnds ban jate hain
jaane kyon..jaane kyon,,,
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affair best frnds main ladai karata hai
affair main banda pagal ho jarta hai
affair na chahte hue bhi chal jata hai
affair bahut badnami karata hai
akhir main har ladai ka base ban jata hai
jaane kyon ..jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaanekyon

lekin kabhi kabhi ye payar main convert ho jata hai
jhoot har such aur such har jhoot ho jata hai
payar ki gaadi main 5th gear lag jata hai
aur yun affair zindagi ka safar ban jata hai
jaane kyon… jaane kyon.!! 

Kuch Baatein Chipaye Nahi Chupti

Raat ki tanhayi Dimag ne dekha Kaise,
Subha ki Bechani maan ne Padha Kaise,
Koi to bataye ki is dil ko samjhaye kaise,
apne tanhaye aur bachani ko dil se chupaye kaise.
Dimag aur maan se apne Dukh chupaye na Chupi,
Bas Dil Ko samjhaya hai ki har Gum ke baad aati hai Khushi.!!!

Pyar Bharosa Nahi Hai Ek Dhoka

Pyar kyu hota hai,
Dimag to sota hai,
Dil hamesha rota hai,
Pyar bharosa nahi Dhoka hai,
Jisme khushi nahi bas Dukh hota hai,
Raat ki neend din ka chain khota hai,
Pyar Bharosa nahi Dhoka hai,
Dhoka hai bas Dhoka hai.!!!

Muskaan Jo Hai Mujhe Sabse Payari

Mujhe pyari hai teri woh muskan,
Dekh lu to aa jaye jaan me jaan,
Dil me hulchul macha de aisa ek paygam,
Ek aisa muskan jo bana de meri Shyaam,
Dekhta rahu tumko chor ke apna Kaam,
Na yaad rahe kaun hu main kya hai mera naam,
Uss ek muskan ke liye chor sakta hu sara jahan,
Mera jaan bhi kurban; tere woh ek muskan,
Ek muskan jisme kho jao aise ke pe ho koi jam,
Na phir hosh rahe no koi lagam,
Dekhi jab woh ek muskan,
Aisa laga ke ghum liya ho sara Dhaam,
Bas teri ek muskan,
Bas teri woh ek muskan.!! 

Mere Jivan Ke Kuch Anmol Pal

Mere Khamoshi thi mere sabse bari galti,
Apne pyar ka izhar karna chaiye tha thora jaldhi,
19 Dec ko kar diya apne pyar ka izhar,
Phir jawab ke liye karna para intezar,
Phir puchne par nikle aawaz,
Aur mujhe mila mera jawab,
Na to usne bol diya bare pyar se,
Reason puchne par nafrat bhara sms mila mere janebahar se,
Bare mushkil se use manaya aur usne kaha Haan,
Shayad khule aakhon se sapna dekh raha tha,
Maana ki use hum pasand nahi,
Par usne jo kiya kya woh tha sahi,
Boards khatam hone tak koi problem na ho - uske liye usne kiya ek jhuta wada,
12 ke baad banegi mere girlfriend aisa tha uska irada,
Accept kiya usne mera V'day card,
Pata nahi jala diya ya diya hai use phad,
Diya usne mujhe aisa dhoka,
ki ab ye dil kar na payega kisi aur par bharosa,
Pyar mein jo chot maine khaya hai,
Dard mein bhi ye dil muskuraya hai,
Toda usne mera dil bar bar,
koi to bataye kya main itna bura hu mere yaar,
uske liye aasman se taare tor launga,
use apne life ka sahi lifepartner mile usi mein main khush ho jaunga,
Dua karta hu use iss duniya ki sari khushiya mil jaye,
uska har Gum mujhpar se ho kar jaye,
Pyar to usi se kiya hai ussi ko karenge,
Dil usko diya hai ussi ke liye mar mitege.!!